1An Account of the Supremest Court of Judicature
2in Pennsylvania, viz.,
3The Court of the Press.
4Power of this Court.
5It may receive and promulgate accusations
6 of all kinds,
7 against all persons and characters
8 among the citizens of the State,
9 and even against all inferior courts;
10 and may judge, sentence, and condemn to infamy,
11 not only private individuals,
12 but public bodies, &c.,
13 with or without inquiry or hearing,
14 at the court’s discretion.
15In whose Favour
16 and for whose Emolument
17 this Court is established.
18In favour of about one citizen in five hundred,
19 who,
20 by education or practice in scribbling,
21 has acquired a tolerable style
22 as to grammar and construction,
23 so as to bear printing;
24 or who is possessed
25 of a press and a few types.
26This five hundredth part of the citizens
27 have the privilege
28 of accusing and abusing
29 the other four hundred and ninety-nine parts
30 at their pleasure;
31 or they may hire out
32 their pens and press
33 to others
34 for that purpose.
35Practice of the Court.
36It is not governed
37 by any of the rules
38 of common courts of law.
39The accused is allowed no grand jury
40 to judge of the truth of the accusation
41 before it is publicly made,
42 nor is the Name of the Accuser
43 made known to him,
44 nor has he an Opportunity
45 of confronting the Witnesses against him;
46 for they are kept in the dark,
47 as in the Spanish Court of Inquisition.
48Nor is there any petty Jury of his Peers,
49 sworn to try the Truth of the Charges.
50The Proceedings are also sometimes so rapid,
51 that an honest, good Citizen
52 may find himself
53 suddenly and unexpectedly accus’d,
54 and in the same Morning
55 judg’d and condemn’d,
56 and sentence pronounc’d against him,
57 that he is a Rogue and a Villain.
58Yet,
59 if an officer of this court
60 receives the slightest check
61 for misconduct in this his office,
62 he claims immediately
63 the rights of a free citizen
64 by the constitution,
65 and demands to know his accuser,
66 to confront the witnesses,
67 and to have a fair trial
68 by a jury of his peers.
69The Foundation of its Authority.
70It is said to be founded
71 on an Article of the Constitution
72 of the State,
73 which establishes
74 the Liberty of the Press;
75 a Liberty
76 which every Pennsylvanian
77 would fight and die for;
78 tho’ few of us, I believe,
79 have distinct Ideas
80 of its Nature and Extent.
81It seems indeed somewhat like
82 the Liberty of the Press
83 that Felons have,
84 by the Common Law of England,
85 before Conviction,
86 that is,
87 to be press’d to death or hanged.
88If by the Liberty of the Press
89 were understood merely
90 the Liberty of discussing
91 the Propriety of Public Measures
92 and political opinions,
93 let us have as much of it
94 as you please:
95But if it means the Liberty
96 of affronting, calumniating,
97 and defaming one another,
98 I, for my part,
99 own myself willing
100 to part with my Share of it
101 when our Legislators shall please
102 so to alter the Law,
103 and shall cheerfully consent
104 to exchange my Liberty
105 of Abusing others
106 for the Privilege
107 of not being abus’d myself.
108By Whom this Court is commissioned
109 or constituted.
110It is not by any Commission
111 from the Supreme Executive Council,
112 who might previously judge
113 of the Abilities, Integrity, Knowledge, &c.
114 of the Persons to be appointed
115 to this great Trust,
116 of deciding
117 upon the Characters
118 and good Fame
119 of the Citizens;
120 for this Court is above that Council,
121 and may accuse, judge, and condemn it,
122 at pleasure.
123Nor is it hereditary,
124 as in the Court of dernier Resort,
125 in the Peerage of England.
126But any Man
127 who can procure Pen, Ink, and Paper,
128 with a Press,
129 and a huge pair of Blacking Balls,
130 may commissionate himself;
131 and his court is immediately established
132 in the plenary Possession
133 and exercise of its rights.
134For,
135 if you make the least complaint
136 of the judge’s conduct,
137 he daubs his blacking balls
138 in your face
139 wherever he meets you;
140 and, besides tearing your private character
141 to flitters,
142 marks you out
143 for the odium of the public,
144 as an enemy
145 to the liberty of the press.
146Of the natural Support of these Courts.
147Their support is founded
148 in the depravity of such minds,
149 as have not been mended by religion,
150 nor improved by good education;
151There is a Lust in Man no Charm can tame,
152 Of loudly publishing his Neighbour’s Shame.
153Hence;
154On Eagle’s Wings immortal Scandals fly,
155 While virtuous Actions are but born and die.
156Dryden.
157Whoever feels pain
158 in hearing a good character of his neighbour,
159 will feel a pleasure in the reverse.
160And of those
161 who, despairing to rise into distinction
162 by their virtues,
163 are happy
164 if others can be depressed
165 to a level with themselves,
166 there are a number sufficient
167 in every great town
168 to maintain one of these courts
169 by their subscriptions.
170A shrewd observer once said,
171 that,
172 in walking the streets
173 in a slippery morning,
174 one might see
175 where the good-natured people lived
176 by the ashes thrown on the ice
177 before their doors;
178 probably he would have formed
179 a different conjecture
180 of the temper of those
181 whom he might find engaged
182 in such a subscription.
183Of the Checks proper to be established
184 against the Abuse of Power
185 in these Courts.
186Hitherto there are none.
187But since so much has been written and published
188 on the federal Constitution,
189 and the necessity of checks
190 in all other parts of good government
191 has been so clearly
192 and learnedly explained,
193 I find myself so far enlightened
194 as to suspect
195 some check may be proper
196 in this part also;
197 but I have been at a loss
198 to imagine any
199 that may not be construed
200 an infringement
201 of the sacred liberty of the press.
202At length, however,
203 I think I have found one
204 that,
205 instead of diminishing general liberty,
206 shall augment it;
207 which is,
208 by restoring to the people
209 a species of liberty,
210 of which they have been deprived
211 by our laws,
212 I mean the liberty of the cudgel.
213In the rude state of society
214 prior to the existence of laws,
215 if one man gave another ill language,
216 the affronted person would return it
217 by a box on the ear,
218 and, if repeated,
219 by a good drubbing;
220 and this
221 without offending against any law.
222But now the right
223 of making such returns is denied,
224 and they are punished
225 as breaches of the peace;
226 while the right of abusing
227 seems to remain in full force,
228 the laws made against it
229 being rendered ineffectual
230 by the liberty of the press.
231My proposal then is,
232 to leave the liberty of the press untouched,
233 to be exercised
234 in its full extent, force, and vigor;
235 but to permit the liberty of the cudgel
236 to go with it pari passu.
237Thus, my fellow-citizens,
238 if an impudent writer
239 attacks your reputation,
240 dearer to you perhaps than your life,
241 and puts his name to the charge,
242 you may go to him as openly
243 and break his head.
244If he conceals himself behind the printer,
245 and you can nevertheless discover who he is,
246 you may in like manner
247 way-lay him in the night,
248 attack him behind,
249 and give him a good drubbing.
250Thus far goes my project
251 as to private resentment and retribution.
252But if the public should ever happen
253 to be affronted,
254 as it ought to be,
255 with the conduct of such writers,
256 I would not advise proceeding immediately
257 to these extremities;
258 but that we should in moderation
259 content ourselves
260 with tarring and feathering,
261 and tossing them in a blanket.
262If, however,
263 it should be thought
264 that this proposal of mine
265 may disturb the public peace,
266 I would then humbly recommend
267 to our legislators
268 to take up the consideration
269 of both liberties,
270 that of the press,
271 and that of the cudgel,
272 and by an explicit law
273 mark their extent and limits;
274 and, at the same time
275 that they secure the person of a citizen
276 from assaults,
277 they would likewise provide
278 for the security
279 of his reputation.